The pair are now in prison together after the school bus incident. Though Paddy [[ADateWithRosiePalms doesn't get very far]] before the volume wakes Max up. This page is not available in other languages. The episode concludes with Tina, Max's ex-love, admitting to the authorities that Daniel is actually Max's son and he was acting under stress when he stole the bus. [[DescriptionCut And this is after Max has mentioned him "softening up" in recent years.]]. [[spoiler:Or at least, the man they think is the farmer.]]. * ChekhovsGunman / EarlyBirdCameo: Maxs ex-girlfriend Tina appears in flashbacks in Episode Two before playing an important role in Episodes Three and Four. For a cut of the money, he allows them to live in a cell with Sky+. * PrecisionFStrike: Mick Bustin's OhCrap moment. It doesn't leave that much poo on the floor of their motorhome, but it farts. * LargeHam: Mix Bustin, as played by [[Music/Slade Noddy Holder]]. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. After an uncomfortable first night, Paddy admits his fear of being 'bummed' (see sodomy) in the shower room by Raymond the Bastard (Raymond Langley). * DepravedHomosexual: While Raymond The Bastard is more evil than depraved, his first scene features him in the shower being lathered up by two of his cronies and complementing Paddys genitals. The revelation about the girls they took home means that this very likely was the case. The pair arrive in London where Max finds that his old school friend Kevin Wolfston, known as the Wolfster, is holding a 40th birthday party. They still end up in cells next door to each other though.]]. Both Max and Paddy are oblivious to this. You've gotta go to the police and tell them I'm Daniel's dad, then they'll know why I did it. . After the previous episode the duo are now being held on remand in prison. A chase eventually ensues through the services and along a motorway tunnel bridge, and Shannon shoots Paddy in the bottom. ]], * PrisonsAreGymnasiums: [[spoiler: Episode Four includes a scene set in the prison's exercise yard and at the start of the episode, Paddy's cellmate challenges him and Max to a game of tennis.]]. ** Max's attempt to [[spoiler: gradually tunnel out of prison. Paddy is forced to share a cell with a Cliff Richard impersonator and they have a very uncomfortable encounter in the showers!From Max and Paddy's Road To Nowhere Season 1 Episode 4: After the previous episode the duo are now being held on remand in prison. This joke is based around the rumour that Sunderland player John O'Shea is regularly teased by. * BadassLongcoat: Billy the Butcher wears one of these. [[spoiler: Daniel]] lampshades this. This involved holding up Little Chef employees to gun-point to make her open late for them. ]], * LuxuryPrisonSuite: [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get one complete with duvets, a box of Terry's All Gold chocolates, and satellite TV after making out that they are rich gangsters and promising Raymond The Bastard 60% of their non-existent loot. * NonIndicativeName: Zahid Patel, a friend of Max's friend the Wolfster. At the very least, he doesn't make rude jokes about her dwarfism like her first love Max did. * GreenEyedMonster: Billy the Butcher is murderously jealous of Paddy for replacing him as Max's bouncing partner. ]], * [[spoiler: PrisonEpisode: Episode Four after being set up at the end of Episode Three. * TheYardies: Raymond the Bastard is black, a convicted criminal, and speaks with a Jamaican accent, so it's safe to say he qualifies as a Yardie. Mayhem would then ensue as they tried to act appropriately in the situation, only to keep unintentionally doing magic tricks based on what they found in their outfits. [[spoiler:They carry out a similar robbery at the end of the same episode, except this time the [[GoldDigger Belgrano Sisters]] are doing it for them]]. ]], ** A straighter example is the end of Episode Four. * [[spoiler: PrisonsAreGymnasiums: Episode Four includes a scene set in the prisons exercise yard and at the start of the episode, Paddys cellmate challenges him and Max to a game of tennis. Max and Paddy pose as members of staff, and Joe pretends to faint so an ambulance will be called while Max and Paddy steal the TV from the stockroom. * SchmuckBait: Raymond the Bastard telling Paddy to [[PrisonRape bend over and pick the soap up]]. * ShoutOut: The climax of Episode Two is a homage to ''Series/TheATeam'' complete with the theme tune playing in the background. After the previous episode the duo are now being held on remand in prison. No, it's not as easy as that, Max. * AddedAlliterativeAppeal: "Big Bob's Beans". Politically Incorrect!". * OohMeAccentsSlipping: When Max sings "That's Why They Call It The Blues" in Episode Three, Peter Kay's natural voice slips through more than usual. ]], * MacGyvering: When Max and Paddy refuse to pay an extortionate repair fee for the motorhome; [[spoiler: they break into the garage where it's being held, build a battering ram out of ladders and oil drums, fix it to the roof of the motorhome, and bust their way out of the garage.]]. ({{Beat}}) What do you want, son? Or as Paddy calls them, "Big Bob's [[PrecisionFStrike Bastard]] Beans". Stars Peter Kay, Paddy McGuinness and Lisa Hammond. * OopNorth: Traditionally Lancashire, but there are a few characters from other parts of Northern England, such as Mick Bustin' (played by Birmingham native Noddy Holder) and Billy the Butcher (Newcastle). * ThirdPersonPerson: Paddy is this fairly frequently. * ThePigpen: Paddy considers Max to be this. * AffablyEvil: For a DepravedHomosexual [[TheYardies Yardie]] who's literally named "The Bastard," Raymond the Bastard is pretty polite to Max and Paddy. Brian brings Max and Paddy a cake while they are in prison and they immediately assume its this trope. * {{Catchphrase}}: A few. Paddy notes that theyre likely to suffer the same fate when [[spoiler: their lies (pretending to be rich gangsters and promising Raymond 60% of their loot in exchange for an easy life) are uncovered. ** [[spoiler: Paddys cellmate in Episode Four.]] Paddy is forced to share a cell with a tennis-playing Cliff Richard impersonator who actually believes he is Cliff. Little does he realise at first that he has actually stolen the wrong bus and it isn't long before the police come after him. * SeinfeldianConversation: Max and Paddy have these fairly regularly. Max convinces him the best thing to do is make the other prisoners believe they are not just two silly doormen, but genuine big-league gangsters called 'The Phoenix Twins'. * ZanyScheme: Max, Paddy, and Gypsy Joes plan to steal a plasma TV from a shopping centre. Max in turn makes his own heroic sacrifice by [[spoiler: not telling Daniel that he is his father, and letting Tinas family remain intact. Today at 2:34 AM * ButtMonkey: Gypsy Joe in the first episode. * EvilFormerFriend: Billy the Butcher to Max. * IAmAHumanitarian: When pretending to be brutal gangsters, Paddy pretends to have eaten the last person who insulted him, with a perfectly serious face. He arrives to work to find a load of muscular black men in top hats. On the DVD packaging, it is now referred to as "The UK's fastest selling fitness DVD Ever!" While awaiting Tina's reluctant assistance to get them freed, they are forced to make a deal with Raymond the Bastard to share their non-existent loot. What they didn't realise was that that train was the last train and thus they end up camping in the woods. * OhCrap: Replace "crap" with "fuck" and you've got Mick Bustins exact reaction when he sees [[spoiler: that Max and Paddy have stolen the keys to all of his clients' cars. * AbsenteeActor: Jerry and Ray Von do not appear in the Phoenix Nights sections of the show with Marc Park ['That Peter Kay Thing'] taking over as Les Alanos' singer. 16K views, 122 likes, 8 loves, 189 comments, 132 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from No Context Max and Paddy: The art of negotiation - by Raymond the Bastard The pair are released, having their sentences reduced to community service, and get revenge on Brian Potter by informing the Home Office that there is an outbreak of anthrax at his club. [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get stuck with the job of shovelling coal into a furnace while in prison, and Max says that. Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere is the much-loved sequel to Peter Kay's critically-acclaimed comedy series, "Phoenix Nights". * CelebrityParadox: In episode three, in the scene where The Wolfster writes his telephone number on a beermat and hands it to Max, it is clearly a Peter Kay beermat, tying in with Kay's TV adverts for John Smith's bitter. It was broadcast on Channel 4 and began on 12 November 2004, running for six 30-minute episodes up until 17 December 2004. After a fight with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard (played by Everal Walsh), who is also Pepe's boyfriend. Brian brings Max and Paddy a cake while they are in prison and they immediately assume it's this trope. With Shannon now unconscious and arrested, Max and Paddy slip away from a police lecture - due to the fact that earlier in the episode they cut down a speed camera - and drive-off into the night. Create new account. * [[spoiler: ConvenientlyCellmates: Averted in the case of Max and Paddy, along with some LampshadeHanging from a guard. They do get cornered by local DepravedHomosexual Raymond the Bastard in the showers, after dropping soap, but [[SubvertedTrope he doesn't rape them]]. Not long after, Brian Potter pays a visit and thanks to a news article regarding the Phoenix Club, the inmates find out that Max and Paddy are just "bouncers". After an uncomfortable first night, Paddy admits his fear of being 'bummed' (see sodomy) in the shower room by Raymond the Bastard (Raymond Langley). See more of No Context Max and Paddy on Facebook. * {{Catchphrase}}: A few. After an altercation with fellow prisoner Pepe, the pair of them meet Raymond the Bastard. Copyright: Phil McIntyre Entertainment. * ItsAllAboutMe: Both Max and Paddy are prone to this. ** Tina has an offscreen one in Episode Four thats both intentional and accidental. They still end up in cells next door to each other though. * DepravedHomosexual: While Raymond The Bastard is more evil than depraved, his first scene features him in the shower being lathered up by two of his cronies and complementing Paddy's genitals. Learn how and when to remove this template message, Screwed: The Truth About Life as a Prison Officer, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Everal_Walsh&oldid=1104797357, Short description is different from Wikidata, BLP articles lacking sources from October 2013, Articles with unsourced statements from October 2013, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License 3.0, This page was last edited on 16 August 2022, at 23:45. '''Brian:''' [[spoiler: Sponge and a bit of jam. [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get stuck with the job of shovelling coal into a furnace while in prison, and Max says that there'll be two kitchen jobs available once Raymond The Bastard arranges for two inmates to get locked in the freezer.]] Max agrees just to get Raymond off their backs and receive preferential treatment, including access to luxury chocolates and Sky+ . ]], ** Also Max and Paddy in Episode Four when [[spoiler: a news report about them set up by Brian is seen one of the prison's TV; blowing their persona of rich gangsters and revealing to Raymond The Bastard that they have been lying to him. * LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn: Episode Three contains a montage of [[spoiler:Max following his long lost son to school and trying to deal with the news that he's a father]] set to the Boyzone cover of "Father & Son". * SeinfeldianConversation: Max and Paddy have these fairly regularly. After an altercation with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard (played by Everal Walsh), who is also Pepe's boyfriend. The first few while Paddy is teaching Max to dance and pick up women; and the last when they hear an angry rant from Max after Paddy accidentally wakes up him while having ADateWithRosiePalms. Paddy doesn't oblige, pulling the soap over with his foot while resting his hands on Max's shoulders. On 27 November 2014 live shows were announced for Comic Relief, with the full cast returning. * LukeIAmYourFather: [[spoiler: Averted. The two of them breakdown somewhere in the Midlands and take the campervan to a garage, owned by Mick Bustin. Tina finally gets the duo out, but now before a payback for Potter Is due.Welcome to the Official Peter Kay YouTube channel! ** In Episode Four, [[spoiler: Max tries to start [[Film/TheShawshankRedemption tunnelling out of prison]].]]. Max has "How dare you" (delivered in a haughty tone) and "You only get a bucket and a half" (relating to the amount of semen a man can produce), and Paddy has "Paddy has needs" (relating to his sex drive). * AmbiguouslyGay: Billy the Butcher has a Yandere-like obsession with Max, but insists he doesn't want to be with him in "a gay way.". ({{Beat}}) What do you want, son? He also keeps a poster of ''Film/BladeII'' in his bedroom, another BadassLongcoat wearer. -->''''Dont know where were going, got no way of knowing. Max and Paddy Quotes @maxandpaddyline 16 Sep 2017 Follow Follow @ maxandpaddyline Following Following @ maxandpaddyline Unfollow Unfollow @ maxandpaddyline Blocked Blocked @ maxandpaddyline Unblock Unblock @ maxandpaddyline Pending Pending follow request from @ maxandpaddyline Cancel Cancel your follow request to @ maxandpaddyline * ZanyScheme: Max, Paddy, and Gypsy Joe's plan to steal a plasma TV from a shopping centre. * {{Hypocrite}}: When Max reveals that their new TV has no speakers, Paddy angrily calls Gypsy Joe a typical thieving gyppo and is glad hes eating the grapes they brought him for an injury they caused while heaving him off a bridge so they could escape with the TV hed just helped them steal. Raymond is the worse of Paddy's nightmares when Paddy drops the soap, and is eagerly commented about his manhood as "Stunning, like a young Burt Reynolds!". Before Billy can pull the trigger, Paddy recovers and renders him unconscious with a traffic cone. After an altercation with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard (played by Everal Walsh), who is also Pepe's boyfriend. * NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Raymond the Bastard, obviously. Paddy is not happy. Raymond the bastard frankbutcher1878 59 videos 227 views Last updated on Dec 6, 2022 Play all Shuffle 1 4:15 Calvin Harris - Blame ft. John Newman Calvin Harris 814M views 8 years ago 2 4:15. Max and Paddy then dress as paramedics and use the TV under a blanket as a stretcher to get all three out of the building. Amazingly, no one calls them on it. Join us in our mission to support and promote British comedy across the decades. Max and Paddy turn up unannounced at his birthday party and surprise 'The Wolfster', as well as several other old faces from home present for the party. And he's also an AxCrazy Yandere. While waiting, Max and Paddy catch the train to Middlewood, which actually turns out to be the last one that day, so the pair are forced to trek back through the woods, but get lost. ]], ** Replace "crap" with "fuck" and you've got Mick. Tracing the cow to a nearby farm, the pair head off to find the farmer and claim expenses for the damage to the van. On one occasional, the pair end up in prison. or. A spoof fitness DVD was released, Max & Paddy's The Power of Two, including several gags and pieces of scenery from the main series. * GagPenis: [[Gayngster Raymond the Bastard]] says Paddy has one of these, "like a young Creator/BurtReynolds.". Get all the latest news and information in your inbox, with our range of email newsletters to meet all interests. Share the best GIFs now >>> [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get stuck with the job of shovelling coal into a furnace while in prison, and Max says that therell be two kitchen jobs available once Raymond The Bastard arranges for two inmates to get locked in the freezer.]] Max's amazing car alarm from phoenix nights extended to 40 secondsi own nothing - you should give this show a watch if u haven't seen it before - highly reco. After an altercation with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard, who is also Pepe's boyfriend. ** In the first episode, Max and Paddy pull two girls at a nightclub and bring them back to the motorhome. * ParallelPornTitles: Paddy owns a DVD of [[Series/CharliesAngels Charlies Anals]] and later appears in a film called [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Willy Wanker And The Chocolate Factory]]. Max and Paddy try to sell the pig on but no-one will take it as it is too old. When this happens, it's usually because the owner only shared it with a small group of people, changed who can see it or it's been deleted. * EmbarrassingNickname: When he was a child, Paddy wore callipers and braces and was nicknamed, * HeroicSacrifice: Tina is determined to keep the secret that [[spoiler: Max is Daniels father]] because it will destroy her family, despite that it means [[spoiler: Max and Paddy being in prison because her going to the police and corroborating their story will reveal everything. What Shows Have Been Renewed or Canceled. Peter Kay touched on this in the DVD commentary of Phoenix Nights, saying that he should have told the production company to buy a larger motor home than the Ford as he intended to use it in the spin-off. Max convinces him the best thing to do is make the other prisoners believe they are not just two silly doormen, but genuine big-league gangsters called 'The Phoenix Twins'. Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere is a British sitcom starring and written by Peter Kay and Patrick McGuinness. in the process. * ActorAllusion: Paddy's full name is revealed to be Patrick O'Shea. The first few while Paddy is teaching Max to dance and pick up women; and the last when they hear an angry rant from Max after Paddy accidentally wakes up him while having ADateWithRosiePalms. * ThemeNaming: Max and his school friends all have nicknames derived from their names that end in "ster": Max-ster, Wolf-ster, Patel-ster, and [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Foster-ster]]. ''Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere'' is Creator/Channel4 BritCom spun-off from the popular comedy ''Series/PhoenixNights'' that sees former Phoenix Club doormen Max (Creator/PeterKay) and Paddy (Paddy [=McGuinness=]) aimlessly travelling around Britain in a motorhome that they bought with the proceeds from faking an assassination and pocketing the cash during the final episodes of. Eventually, she goes to the Police and gets Max and Paddy released at the cost of keeping her secret, as well as finally letting Max meet Daniel after his release.]] I know. Paddy doesn't oblige. The pair hand it over to a local garage run by Mick Bustin, played by Noddy Holder. * SeinfeldianConversation: Max and Paddy have these fairly regularly. * FanDisservice: At the end of Episode Four, we see the male cast of Series/PhoenixNights (apart from Brian) naked when [[spoiler: Max and Paddy call in an anthrax threat and they are forced to strip naked and get hosed down with some kind of chemical suppressant.]]. -->'''Max''': Me and him, when we're living together, we're kings of the road.\, '''Bobster''': Don't you mean ''queens''?!\. * DepravedHomosexual: While Raymond The Bastard is more evil than depraved; his first scene features him in the shower being lathered up by two of his cronies and complementing Paddys genitals. In the West Country, Paddy is driving the van when he accidentally runs over and kills a cow walking in the road. They end up changing their minds by the end of the episode [[spoiler:when they see a pig- possibly the same pig they bought from the farmer and ended up caring for- roast and served at a pub, and order two nut cutlets instead]]. As is RaymondTheBastard. They come across what they assume is him: a mentally unstable, dirty old man in a field, who instead of giving them compensation money sells them a breeder pig for 100. ]], ** Also Max and Paddy in Episode Four when [[spoiler: a news report about. Raymond is the worse of Paddy's nightmares when Paddy drops the soap, and is eagerly commented about his manhood as "Stunning, like a young Burt Reynolds!". Elsewhere Paddys love of pornography is mentioned quite frequently. Max in turn makes his own heroic sacrifice by [[spoiler: not telling Daniel that he is his father, and letting. * TunnelKing: [[spoiler: Maxs attempts at this leave a lot to be desired. Written by and starring Peter Kay and Patrick McGuinness, this six-part comedy/drama series is the story of clueless Phoenix Club bouncers Max (Kay) and Paddy (McGuinness), as they escape clubland in their prized motor-home and take to the open highway. * LookBehindYou: Paddy does this to distract Billy the Butcher and escape into the motorhome, when Billy realises Paddy rifled through his duffle bag. ]], * HeroicSacrifice: Tina is determined to keep the secret that [[spoiler: Max is, * OhCrap: Replace crap with fuck and youve got Mick Bustins exact reaction when he sees [[spoiler: that Max and Paddy have stolen the keys to all of his clients cars.]]. ** And again when Max and Paddy are meeting up with the Wolfster's friends at his 40th birthday party, thanks to Max's poor wording. Facebook. We find out in this episode that Max's full name is Maxwell Bygraves, a jokey reference to the veteran British entertainer Max Bygraves. Paddy's full name is revealed to be Patrick O'Shea. Yesterday at 10:21 AM. Paddy doesn't. Tina finally gets the duo out, but now before a payback for Potter Is due. Max decides not to tell his son that he is his real father, allowing the family to get on with their lives without him interfering.]]. Max convinces him the best thing to do is make the other prisoners believe they are not just two silly doormen, but genuine big-league gangsters called 'The Phoenix Twins'. After being arrested for the school bus robbery, the two of them are in jail.
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