I'm gonna take a break for now! I think I'm gonna also put a link to it on this page. When do you end a paragraph? I'm officially gonna say this: If, for some reason, you are reading this before you decide you want to start reading this entire text, READ EVERYTHING FROM "WOW, IT HAS BEEN A WHILE" TO HERE AT YOUR OWN RISK, BECAUSE YOU WILL LIKELY DIE OF BOREDOM DUE TO THE MONOTONOUS TOPICS! "Because I didn't used to", she says. She says "it's repetitive", "the sounds they use don't sound like music", and she doesn't like how it doesn't have lyrics. They're just codes, and very simple codes at that. There's no diversity. "It'll" is too boring. Anyways, I then made a SECOND VERSION! Plus, the meme isn't even a thing anymore. Except the overuse of capital letters might throw the reader off guard a little because of how sparingly I've used them in the past, but oh well. Search. Because when youre reading a paragraph inside your head, the words are projected into your brain with the IQ above 90 and then the thought process go through your internal organs and through yours eyes and you wonder if this is actually true but its really not because all it is non-sense. Who knows, maybe absolutely zero people will read this within the span of the universe's existence. Oh well, I just hope this LTE passes exactly 230,634 characters. I havent been ending these sections with goodbyes recently. The story wasn't pointless. I've already written almost 5,000 today, so from here I just have to write the equivellant of everything I've already written today. That would've broken my rule of not saying the F word. Most car horns are in the key of F. a quick note on what you'd like to see changed or added to make it better in the future. By the way, "'twill" is a word I invented recently, and it's a contraction of "it will". Okay, luckily she's run out of songs to play. A full 3 minutes, now you use your intelligence with an IQ above 70 and ponder about the things you couldve done, the assignments you couldve done, the dogs and cats you couldve eaten. There's not really anything about it that's super interesting (other than how long it's existed), it's just his personal conlang. , also known as paragraph leaders, introduce the main idea that the paragraph is about. It probably changes with different screen resolutions and devices. But she's gonna be wrong! I should go now. Weird how all those counts hit such round numbers in one day, huh? That's pretty sad. She hates the languages I make! Soon you realize that it has been now 3 minutes. Imagine having a world record. Nonetheless. How do you transition within a paragraph? It's like a window into 2016, when I had fun making these videos on a regular basis. Now Im here adding more to this text. These parts are the. That's insane. Someone came up with it before I did. The best way to see if Scan over each paragraph. I have now decided that, even though the text itself has always remained accessible thanks to the Internet Archive and countless copy-pastes, the original home of WhileTrue's Longest Text Ever shall return to its former glory. Maybe? Back in the day, good writing meant it was a goal to make sentences short. If you're wondering what the least common word is, well, it's actually a tie between a bunch of words that are only used once, and I don't wanna have to list them all here. Translation: To give your tongue to the cat. It's pretty annoying. Here's an example from the Model Penal Code, a statutory code compiled by American legal experts that has no legal force at all but that works as a kind of "suggestion" for state penal codes: "(2) Limitations on Justifying Necessity for Use of Force. In fact, right now I'm pressing Ctrl+S after every sentence! He's the one who showed me YouTube, which reccomended me Vsauce, which mentioned pointlesssites.com, which brought me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which inspired me to start my own LTE. She made it while bored at the library. My computer's screensaver is even still a DVD screensaver. Students should stay in school until 18 for two reasons. Why does she think every single piece of music in existence has to have words? It's pretty cool. You're probably not thinking that. with updates. Literally nothing is happening right now. Any referrals or leads to such an animal would be greatly appreciated. Imagine if I typed this entire text like that. The word appears to have come about at the suggestion of a French doctor at the end of the 19th century. Also common in storytelling, descriptive paragraphs focus on describing a single topic, such as a person or an environment. In Bram Stokers Dracula, one of the protagonists, Jonathan Harker, describes the appearance of Count Dracula. It's this whole community that I neither can explain nor want to explain. It's not only writers who can benefit from this free online tool. I want to revive it, but I dont know what to post there. By the way, I know why he "was overcome with the desire to hurt somebody" after working out and eating three steak sandwiches. On my YouTube channel, I used to make a genre of GoAnimate video known as the "OS video". She says it will have only one word repeated throughout the entire text. But whatever. YouTube Reccomendations, probably. Not counting the lte in the word multe, of course. Dang, ever since the EMT I haven't been writing as much in this text. Eventually. The strength I need to fight through the battles of life. Last, the conclusion wraps up the idea, sometimes summarizing whats been presented or transitioning to the next paragraph. A boy can regenerate, so demons eat him for years. lowercase letters are also cool. It just feels so futuristic! The piece of dirt then used the remote to go back to the present day where all the fish were trying to protest so they could go to school and become institutionalised young piranhas who ate all the people who werent tree huggers and then they hugged the tree huggers. I should have listened to my past self, who said not to do goals every day. I don't know why I feel obligated to say that every time I come back. Hey again. I guess? You can't see me right now, but I'm typing with my nose! Perhaps you're reading this long after I've passed my goal, in which case you still have quite a bit to go. I'm just too lazy to find them. Statute-writing is pretty difficult because every single word matters, but the MPC is just badly written. IT WILL CURE YOUR DEPRESSION! random paragraph be the ending paragraph in a short story. I also had a dream where there was this game that I thought existed in the real world, but it didn't. I should sleep now. Now I wanna see how this LTE compares to the Bee Movie script. Wondering if this will ever end. appears. You've probably heard the saying "good writing is rewriting.". That's pretty cool. In the past and even now, people have been discussing if the State of Florida should raise the age for students in school. Wow! If you'd like to contribute some random paragraphs, please contact us. And a bunch of gift cards. One is empty, while the other still has some water in it. Many of the seeds produce boring pictures, but some of them are nice. From what I've seen, most other LTEs are pretty diverse, but mine isn't at all. Below we explain everything you need to know about paragraph structure to write like an expert, including several paragraph examples. You know what my favorite color combination is? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this longest text ever. Why? I sing that song in Viesa, but I make up half of the lyrics. Then all of a sudden Australia floated down up into the sky and then all the computers went feral and started eating cheese. You can put out a fire with sound waves. My sister just sang "I want your computer to crash again because I'm evil". I made a private world on OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn't want to join it. He rented a Redbox movie and made a pizza. Topic sentences, also known as paragraph leaders, introduce the main idea that the paragraph is about. But did I mention that my Google Chrome is working again? Astronaut is a compound word derived from the two Ancient Greek words "Astro," meaning "star," and "naut" meaning "sailor.". I wish I could listen to that song for the first time again. Hello, everyone! Music is cool. But assuming she keeps writing it and doesn't forget about it after today, it'll get pretty long eventually. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. Long Paragraphs For Her Copy And Paste. I've been using nothing but the word "nice" to describe these pictures. The words past, present and future have also received their meanings because of time. That means it'll be half the length of Kenneth Iman's LTE. Bye! This question appears to be off-topic because asking what to write or asking for help rephrasing a sentence or passage are both off-topic here, as such questions are very unlikely to help anybody else. I havent posted a video in a year. I think my LTE is the only one still being updated. There, now the text area is larger. His eyebrows were very massive, almost meeting over the nose, and with bushy hair that seemed to curl in its own profusion. You couldve finished your homework, play with your cat, eat your seal, or you couldve discovered who made the fire hydrant, if you did not get the reference, you couldve went and learned something and post it on reddit in the subreddit Today I learned, but you still have the urge to read this insanely long paragraph, pondering how I typed this without rest. Copypasta - archiving the internet's meme and troll messages (1) the actor is a public officer acting in the performance of his duties or a person lawfully assisting him therein or a person making or assisting in a lawful arrest; or Morse Code is cool. I might not even paste the whole thing. And again. My sister keeps typing into this LTE without my consent, and I keep having to delete it all. So thanks, pointlesssites.com! In retrospect, it was probably a bad idea to make a goal for the day in the first place. So I have to use Microsoft Edge for now. From here on out, I declare character-per-day goals abolished. In case you want to try it for yourself, I'm sure if you google "3dmm download" or something like that, it will take you somewhere where you can download the program. for whatever youre writing, which will tell you what the paragraph is about and what to include. 'Twould be nice if you subscribed to PewDiePie. Another song I can play on the piano is All Star by Smash Mouth. Do you have any paragraphs that are less than 4 sentences long? It was a very strange server. 4. One time, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie script for no reason. by. However, its not always necessary to restate the topic, which can sometimes come across as padding. I don't know what goes on in her mind when she does stuff like that. I should go now. Hello, I'm back once again. Yes, that hello wasn't original either, since I already said it once. I'll try not to do that from here on out. About four of those words were language related. appear. By the way, if you think I'm gonna stop writing this once I pass 230,634 characters, you're wrong! I distinctly remember, in at least one English edit I read for college ethics, a single sentence which went on for a page and a half. It is thus true that time has meaning. This LTE. Because, like I said, I never have any idea what Im talking about. (a) The use of force is not justifiable under this Section: I dont really know what else to say. I distinctly remember that when we were assigned it as summer reading between 11th and 12th grade, I got to page 40 and counted six periods that is, six sentences covered 40 pages. Apr 14, 2016 at 6:25 pm. I have no idea why were here. Were you like me, and you were browsing pointlesssites.com, eventually finding the FlamingChicken LTE and going down a rabbit hole of discovering random LTEs? Look it up on YouTube! It's Hermnerps LTE, which is only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken LTE, at 230634 characters. They let you YELL AND SCREAM AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS! I was going to explain what a section is, but Im terrible at explaining things, so Im not going to anymore. You need to make these paragraphs longer and your page count will naturally increase. I'm already doing a bad job at this. For example, I just used "e" as the seed and it produced a nice looking picture. Let's celebrate the End of Monotonous Topics (EMT) by talking about how we (my sister and I) had lunch and did various other things with our grandpa! By the way, the language is called Lazay, which was the successor to Zula, the first language we made together which is now deleted. Probably a lot. just kidding with ya" he laughed and suddenly the wolf broke out, he. beginning of the day. So I started playing Minecraft approximately during that time. I reccomend you learn it! To draw the points together and conclude. Each new sentence furthers or expands upon the action by providing new information. I think I'm gonna go again. Paragraph Generator with you in mind. You never know, maybe an LTE that stopped being edited years ago will come back from the dead. She comes home from school for her lunch break. Now she's saying that they're not random, they're the numbers being displayed on the microwave. Okay, I just made a webpage for her LTE (it's gonna be an actual LTE this time). Now I'm the only one working on the language. Study with Quizlet and memorize flashcards containing terms like Which of the following best describes how the author organizes the reasoning of his argument in the opening lines of the passage (Warned by the disaster ever adopted by nations"), In the third sentence of the first paragraph, the author mentions that war "has, through the centuries, been recognized by international law as a . The general effect was one of extraordinary pallor. Hi, I'm back now, and I got a book! The second time, the Neocities editor crashed. Well, not really "out loud" because I'm typing this, and you can't technically be loud through text. Is "I didn't think it was serious" usually a good defence against "duty to rescue"? The best answers are voted up and rise to the top, Not the answer you're looking for? This one time, me and my mom were going to go to a furry Christmas party, but we didn't end up going because of the fact that there was alcohol on the premises, and that she didn't wanna have to be a mom dragging her son through a crowd of furries. In fact, there's an entire subreddit for that: r/iamsorandom. I threw the book across the room and told the teacher I refused to read it. There were a lot of things happening that day, so I didn't feel like writing. You should check it out! My computer BSOD'd while writing this, so I have to start this section over again. But what if the text gets so long that is surpasses that? But 'twill be hard to convince other people to waste their lives writing a useless wall of text. The most common name in the world is Mohammed. And when it hit the corner, it was a huge celebration for both me and everyone else watching. I should bring up a new topic, but I dont feel comfortable talking about much else. While some paragraph sentences will run together on their own, sometimes you need transition sentences to assist the flow. Shes been looking at them for quite a while now. Then a cat comes in, stares at the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. The writer has no idea what topic the random paragraph will be about when it Position the cursor at the beginning of a paragraph. But I bet you cannot finish this paragraph for which you are lazy and want to continue on with your life, but you keep on reading this long, wasteful, barren, and non-productive essay that will not benefit you in any way than making you lose your irreversible and precious time, but that is not even a benefit. I remember the days of 2012-13. (Compensating for something, Melville?) My sister stopped blasting annoying songs, so that's good. I don't know anymore. Then Ben sneezed and the world blew up and the Adam Sandler (In the movie Click) used his remote to rewind time to the age of dinosaurs and he got eaten up by a piece of dirt. Hello, I'm back. But men are actuated by passions which distort their view; feeling an impulse to injure others, they persuade themselves that it is to their interest to do so. (She told me I was the only one in a class of 30 who had even tried.). At -90 degrees Fahrenheit, your breath will freeze midair and fall to the ground. I should probably get some sleep. Paragraph structure isnt just for the benefit of readers, it also helps authors organize their thoughts and communicate clearly. Therefore, I am perfect. We started writing the language on paper, but then I started a Google Doc. It's about that one girl who you want to be your girlfriend. How many characters should I write today? I guess I just really like talking about the weird stuff my sister does. Soon one got killed and the victor called Victor said Hooray I won so I will have an extreme makeover so I can look like this: {}{! But then the dead fish called Dead Fish said Then I want to have a makeover so I can look like this: ()(!Then Ben downloaded pirated music onto his I-pod and went to jail. If Viesa is too much for you, Pig Latin will probably be better for you. That's much better. I hope this one won't get lost somehow. I use it on a regular basis. The backyard had a long, rectangular shaped pool embellished with handcrafted tiles. The four month gap probably significantly drops that amount. I've been wanting to make Viesa an actual conlang for so long now. It's a language you can learn in probably five minutes, so why not give it a try? I FOUND IT IN THE LOST AND FOUND! How did you even find it? So it makes sense that this LTE isnt very long yet. And when the tab isn't open, I'm pretty sure it just stops pasting, so you have to keep the tab open if you want it to continue. I can speak Toki Pona fluently, by the way. Remember, instructors do not like reading pointless writing any more than you do . I just discovered how much I like the word "number". I still kinda miss those days. Then you realize, you have wasted now around a minute and 10 seconds. Most of the conlangs I start making die after 15 minutes. Penguins. Most paragraphs focus on a single idea that's expressed with an introductory sentence, then followed by two or more supporting sentences about the idea. (Spoiler alert: its a conlanging book). That's all I remember. Because it'll probably bore you to death. useful. Essay Structure - Harvard University I decided to actually save my work this time, in case of another crash. These sections are getting shorter and shorter each day. The thing is, now that world will never be same without all of that complaining about my sister not being here. Gabriel Garcia Marquez's Autumn of the Patriarch. Not that I think there's anything wrong with being a furry, it's just that it personally makes me uncomfortable looking back on it. 1. What should I follow, if two altimeters show different altitudes? She has such an addiction, that shes banned from them. Goodbye. Part of me feels like I shouldnt be excited over this, since the boundaries between years is arbitrary, and a decade is 10 years only because we count in base 10, so if we counted in base 12 or something, a decade would be 12 years long. But I could still do it. Why am I still reading this? DUN DUN DUN! I might still be writing this a decade later, who knows? That should be enough explaination, now that I think about it. If you had not noticed, you have wasted an estimated time of 20 seconds. on a project where blocks of text are needed, this tool can be a great way to get that. Random Paragraph Hello again. That was one of my favorite memes. Hi, I'm a boring human being who has zero creativity whatsoever and still happens to be writing an LTE. Why did I make Viesa in the first place? UPDATE 2022-11-10: A while ago I made the regrettable and baffling decision to wipe this entire page and replace it with incomprehensible garble in some made up language. , most paragraphs have at least three sentences: a topic sentence, a development/support sentence, and a conclusion sentence. honour; though in many climes, whiteness typifies the majesty of Justice in the ermine of the Judge, and contributes to the daily state of kings and queens drawn by milk-white steeds; though even in the higher mysteries of I decided to do it on Viesa, my English code. How do you transition within a paragraph? I'm about to change that forever. Long live the WTLTE. Herman Melville has some egregious ones. . Bye! I have several lis with some text in them.The width is limited, so the user is able to see the first 30 characters. Another nonfiction paragraph example comes from. Then he went to a pet shop and bought two Siamese fighting fish who were mauling each other. I usually don't actually call them conlangs, but I use them for such purposes. But what made me discover Vsauce? Yet you have not yet realized, that you wasted a full 5 minutes on this paragraph that feels endless yet it has been ceased. I'm also not very good at French. But usually, man measures time by seconds, minutes, hours, days, months, years etc. From Antaeus | English - Quizizz Another way I like driving my sister crazy is by speaking my own made up language to her. So here it is! Pointless Wall Of Text I made. : r/WallOfText - Reddit Somehow you have managed still to waste around now 35 seconds reading this stupid, excessive, and long paragraph with your irreversible time. Ben went to a penguin suit shop and bought a penguin suit. Popular examples of copypastas include things like 'My name is Yoshikage Kira', 'Navy Seal copypasta', or the entirety of the Bee Movie script. His eyebrows were very massive, almost meeting over the nose, and with bushy hair that seemed to curl in its own profusion. Also this one. My sister is watching a cringy video made by our old elementary school. No idea. My sister is chugging applesauce. After that, I eventually quit GoAnimate all together, but I still made Crap OS X, an OS video made with Powerpoint. The contest was organized in tribute to Edward Bulwer-Lytton's infamously long-winded and awkward opening sentence for his book Paul Clifford: It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness. It has over 5,000 dictionary entries and several texts written in the language. Oh well. William Faulkner was featured in 1983 Guinness Book of World Records for this 1,288-word sentence from Absalom, Absalom! Basically, theres this conlang (constructed language, for those not in the know) server where we have a Sentence of the Week activity. It's pretty light. I've just seen it too many times for it to be exciting anymore. Africa is a well-known song by Toto. It'll be sad to see it go. Toki Pona is a minimalist constructed language that has only ~120 words! I'm back again. This means "ant eating with three fingers.". I'm way past my 10,000 character goal now. I'm gonna try and get 10,000 characters. I also made an interactive OS parody called Windows Poop Editon, again with Powerpoint. The incredibly long and pointless story, Short Story | Write4Fun That would be pretty tiring, wouldn't it? My sister's LTE webpage has text now! This text is simply too long, and it'll be even longer than that by the time I pass 230,634 characters. I checked, and appearantly it's "I", with 59 uses! I use Reddit a lot, but I only use it for language-related stuff. I would put the picture here, but I want this LTE to be nothing but text, so I won't do that. I am such a language nerd. I can't think of a single person I've seen that doesn't know what that song is. This forces the writer to use creativity to complete one of three common writing challenges. Now that's what I call stupid: In my junior year of high school, this guy asked me on a date. Or, in Simplified Engish: Simifid Enis. No number from one to 999 includes the letter "a" in its word form. I barely know anything in French, and my pronunciation probably sucks. I'm gonna make it a very basic HTML page with just a header and text. It should have ended months ago, if you ask me. Why!?!?! Hopefully nobody died of boredom from reading between "Wow, it has been a while" and the EMT. How does this paragraph know what Im thinking? My sister is singing a song about wanting Subway. The Awesome Power of Seemingly Pointless Stories Long Paragraphs for Bae Copy and Paste 2023 - Ejerely - Relish Bay Its crazy to think that everything we could ever possibly say or write is massively outweighed by meaningless strings of letters and punctuation. If you have the time, please send us I think you get the point now. She's cooking something in the microwave. The library is divided into hexagonal chambers. On the other hand, the pronoun "she" is used forty times! Each volume contains 410 pages of 3200 characters each. Let's get this LTE to over 55,000 characters today! My world needs your care. Spike Milligan, ' On the Ning Nang Nong '. Paragraphs in fiction are more flexible with the rules, but nonetheless, this paragraph includes both a topic sentence and a concluding summary. I wouldve deleted it, but nah, I didnt feel like it. 27. The most recently updated LTE I've seen is the RainbowFluffySheep LTE, which I believe was last updated in late 2018. In 2016, Mozart sold more CDs than Beyonce. Nah, I don't think I will. The Random paragraph generator is a free online tool that lets you generate paragraph at random. (ii) to resist force used by the occupier or possessor of property or by another person on his behalf, where the actor knows that the person using the force is doing so under a claim of right to protect the property, except that this limitation shall not apply if: (you know, that alphabet the Russians use, as well as the Serbs, whose version of the Cyrillic alphabet I stole for Viesa. And heck, I don't even know much about languages! I went a full day without writing anything into this LTE yesterday! That's the most boring part of the LTE! I made five of these videos. Let's celebrate by talking about MUSIC! All I need is your love. This time, the paragraph is going to criticize you why youre still reading this essay with your irreversible and precious time. Hey, I'm back. "It" is the third most common, followed by "a" and "to". Don't know what Pig Latin is? I haven't typed anything here in several minutes. Also, LEARN VIESA! It can be a difficult thing to come to terms with. You want to read this barren paragraph and expect something marvelous and terrific at the end. Paragraph Structure: How to Write Strong Paragraphs | Grammarly Let's compare LTE's. Because they connect the small ideas of individual sentences to a bigger idea, paragraph structure is essential to any writing for organization, flow, and comprehension. My best friend at the time had a gorgeous Spanish style home with rustic accents and unique details. Do you like how I capitalized "Zany" there? Sort of. They add EXCITEMENT! I could fix it, but I don't feel like it. I doubt it, though. Then you wonder how this is even a paragraph. I want to continue writing, but I need to sleep now. So today was a fun day. If not, your first step is to decide on the paragraph topic and which facts to include as support and development.
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