My sister is a big believer in the memorization system. I just don't know. A good one. I, being weird, am pretty much immune to such expectations. Fighting in the American Civil War? How do you PROVE something is not infinite? Especially the part about the biscuits and cheese. | 3.89 KB, GetText | Oh, by the way, I noticed that whenever I use spell-check, my stupid computer turns the word probley into to word problem. She tracks the feather smell all over the house, and goes crazy whenever I take it out of my pocket. I probley wouldn't actually print this out (think how much paper it would take!) You didn't run screaming to another site, thankfull for the chance to escape this insanity. But somewhere, it exists. Here, topic, topic, topic! YES, I'M YELLING! The vendors even play whimsical music which I strongly suspect contains subliminal messages to make you hungry for ice cream. It'd be cool. In any caseI guess that smoke detectors are a neccesary evilbutWHY DO THEY HAVE TO HAVE THAT STUPID LIGHT? > You have blue hari..*gigles* I like hair. Why do I have to work year round? Only if I had multiple personalities. I can just see it nowan organization devoted not to feeding the hungry, or peace, or love or whatever, but to giving recognition to all those poor, pathetic, unpopular websites. Shut yo bubble gum chocolate cum head dumb no home chicken bone headphone head saw shit storm stone sword phone chord jones ford overgrown flintstone control board snowboard Nicole norr long swords broad sword war lord scoreboard wallboard shipload skin tone hormone the f up . I bet you wanna go eat some Ketchup covered Dum-B Gon right now, while watching "reality" TV. ME: Yeah, but I told her that she'd be a terible ruler. You don't see them, but your subconsious (dreaming) mind does. Seeya. My mother visited relatives. The actually think that their skin's efforts to protect them are ATTRACTIVE. Won't that be fun? And more than slightly embarassed. Unfortuantly, we had already driven 337 miles toward our destination. I'm so very, very tired. These "faeries" sprinkle your food with highly toxic "age dust" and ruin a perfectly good four-year-old meatloaf. I even impress myself. It only takes me a few minutes to get ready, then I can go back to bed. I don't think there actually are any. And then go door to door distributing it. You're great tradition is being carried out here, on the second most pointless site ever! For more information, please see our I don't want year-round classes. It means that WAL-MART TV IS EVIL! It'd be like when you go to the bottom of the ocean, only with gravity instead of pressure*shudders* Pressure is evil, too. You seewhen it's hot, you want something cold to eat. The last day, we were deciding where to eat. I'm a genius. In conclusion, Ladies and Gentlemenif you implement my idea, there will be peace and prosperity for all. Gotta go, must lure innocent victems to the second most pointless site ever!!!! Grapes are used to make jelly, jam, juice and raisins. 42 min ago I'm back. And what did he do to me? You'd have to find the end, of course. well never know but oh crap its starting to snow and its time to show and tell about the well that you found last summer at camp when it was damp it was near the ramp oh god why must this be I liked that tree but now its gone, farewell so long Ill miss you as long as you write but then Im afraid to say good-night. I will just type, and type, and never, ever use copy and paste. Here we go! Because it is in those veyr colors that the Matrix is programmed! Teens Against Cartoon Owls. 4M followers. Immediatly, my mother started complaining. I SEE WHAT IS TRANSPIRING HERE!!! or possibly "Who or What is Kodak". The Official FLaming-Chickens Handbook already confirms that fact! This seemed slightly unpracticle, so we ended up not taking that 337 mile detour. The acidic content straight up butns yours mouth after eating a bunch. Some people disagree, the director of the Kansas Geological Survey said "I think this is part of a vast breakfast food conspiracy to denigrate Kansas. It's not like I have anything better to do. It's spiffy. Or maybe it's everybody else that's weird. HOW ARE YOU DOING? Sothe plan is going to fail. That's just silly. I guess I'll just rant and rave about that whole vicious downward spiral of my writing. Today, I met her arch-enemy. I'm gonna start counting how many times I say back. Okay, fill out the TAB form, so I have proof that you bothered to come here anduhI'lluhsend you a sandwich? And if you expect something and get nothing, you feel cheated. Because there are an infinite number of people on either side of the spectrum. I'd tell it to my little brother as a bed time story. Sad to admit, but the majority of people would rather read the summary at the back of a book rather than the whole book itself. Butthat'd be a lot of work, unlike ranting, raving and rambling. Remember, e-mail psopc@flaming-chickens.com the much needed suppliesif that is possible. Or have I been doing that too much lately? Pretty cool, huh? I tend to make those tiny mistakes, and get bad grades, even if I understand the concepts. Why, because they assume it's better quality. Megan has hair. And I asked myself "How could I have better spent my time?" You wanna play that way. So. Because in some world, the video game is real. (In a very vast sense) And: did you ever notice that the word "conspiracy" is vastly similar to the word "constipation". Did I resume asking retorical questions? THe cake was good. OhI'm rambling again, aren't I? There is a world where you are a slave to your TOASTER OVEN. dumb dumb Lyrics: Disappointment takes us by surprise / Even though by now I think we should have realized / Everyone is dumb (dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb) / (Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb I'm back. Who'da thought it? What I mean is, you wouldn't be very proud if the average person said that they just took a dookey on the toilet, and you wouldn't be very proud if they knew who fought against the Union in the Civil War. See? When I related this story to my friends (including "Meg") they thought it was hilarious. We think. I need to find a topic. We deliver hundreds of new memes daily and much more humor anywhere you go. It took him to my quiz page. But that is irrelevant. You know? It will translate any thing, to anything else. Before we knew it, we were on the road. Either way, Kodak is undeniably evil. It must have cost a fortune to feednot to mention the mess. The number of licks, I mean. School has been on for four days now. I sure am. Whatever the case, I decided that the whole world, (or three of four random people) deserve to know that if the world and or universe are destroyed, it's the evil, little, white, feather's fault. Soif you wish to contribute to this great and magneficent and magestic and MOOSEY projectwe need the following things: 739 rolls of aluminium foil (preferably the extra shiny kind) 417 refridgerator boxes, 9000 rolls of "sticky on both sides" duct tape, 300 lbs of chicken feathers (preferably white) and 1 (one) thermo-nuclear-rocket-thruster. Thou shalt not eat spuds. My dadwas on this site. SEEYA! And the plan would have failed and Neo might have died, along with a large portion of the city (the building was set to blow if there was any intruders) SoNeo's choice to attempt to save Trinity triggered the sequence of events that led to her death. *sighs dramatically* I'm back. I can just see it nowIt could be called Know-Your-Food. THE REST OF THE STUFF I TYPE WILL BE COMPLETLY IN CAPS JUST BECAUSE I CAN. In English, and stuff, if you miss one little detail, at most you lose partial credit, but you usually get it all right. I know a topic! For instance, I wrote: "I am the Crazy Taco! Ha! I'm sorry that my last few entries have been only about my various family antics. Using prior knowledge, I deduced that Mrs. X was full of crap. And really angry, and confused. Isn't vast a funny word? And today's rant is a sort of philosophical one. Now sure, I could have won more than 500 at some game in which you don't have to pay to play. Just like thos so called "diet supplements" that give you a "free" sample because they know that once you try it, you'll like it so much you'll spend oodles of cash on it. I think I'm so tired I can't sleep. But then I listened to some of the new music I put on my site and mellowed out. Which I suppose may be a good thing, seeing as how I'm currently in a Longest Text Ever Rivalry with Galaxy Dreamer's site. There's salt, of course, and aluminum sulfate, and other compounds. CHECK OUT MY ARMPITS!!! My school system is stuck in the pastand formal attire meansa dressa white dress(for those you who never bothered to find outI am indeed female). It doesn't. I'm sorry that today's rant isn't random, insane or completely chaotic, but I must right my experience with The Matrix before I forget. I love it! It really lets me get to know you. I hate Math. Right now, while you are sitting in your "chair" and eating your "junk food", millions of almonds are commiting suicide. I'm not exactly sure what that means, but it sure is funny:) You don't agree? HI! Yes. HA! Think about it. I can even see the Official Flaming Chicken Rocket. Except for maybe five and six. My favorite stuffJTHMI have my libraries copy of JTHMI shall quote Noodle Boy for you:) (Full copyright/credit to Jonhnen Vasquez for writin' the stuff, I'm just sharing the spleeny goodness with you). Which means that it doesn't matter if you understand anything I say. OkayI can do it. 100% of something. It's the same concept. Anyway, I'm gonna go. Last night I was super-charged with lots of sugar and not a lot of sleep. Ketchup: The only food that you'll want to eat after traveling to the 5th Dimension. Oh, well. *let the panic begin! I made a virtual pet for it. Gone would be the days when parents told children to play outside, it's a nice day. Let's see: 12345! Not one of those bargain ones anyone can find at your local topic discount outlet store. Unless you have a digital camera, which are a symbol of freedom from the old ways and willing enslavement to the new ways. So if you're not most people, you've made it down this far without skipping, skimming or getting the spark notes version. *holds up a piece of paper, which, from a distance, appears to have writing on it* Yes, undenyable proof! I've finnally figured out sorta, maybe, kinda, how to do stuff to make it more real. I'm gonna launch THE OFFICIAL FLAMING CHICKENS LUNAR COLONY! Just make sure you "spray" your food first. I was very proud of her, just as you would be proud of a two-year-old who has just announced: "I WENT POO-POO ON THE POTTY!!!!!" I'm going. Those TACO buttons don't make themselves, you know. WowI really must be bored. Maybe. Now, some of you are probably calling me a whiner, 'cause you have to get up at 4:30, or whatever. "Pure" water manufactuerers are not required to list the ingredients of water, because the average consumer believes that it should be obvious. They'll probably just call us weird and laugh at us, but that's beside the point! 1,330 comments The trick is the pineapple. You cannot DEFEAT me! And, if you call within the next ten minutes you get a free eight ball with the one you buy! I'm back. I bet you were just breathless in anticipation. You don't have the best life of your counterparts, but you don't have the worst either. I bet you couldn't tell. Yep that's right. I don't have much of a choice about the whole work thing. It's just weird. If my sisteruhMrs. X were ever asked a question on the Civil War on a quiz show, she'd come up with nothing. I get home from work at 5:30p.m. I mean, come on! E-mail us for questions, comments, complaints and information. Hey, it's the 3 r's! Another thing that bothers me is organ grinders. If you expect nothing, and get nothing, you feel nothing. I added to the lenghth of the LTE without even thinking! And I wonder where my little sister gets her annoyingness. Because I do. It just doesn't make any sense. Math is so picky. I translated it from German to English and got "I am the Moved Taco!" Bubble sound. There may also be evil little links that are designed to confuse you. What I liked best was the philosophy on choices. Somehow, I managed to make my furby die. (may the moose be with you) And now I am back. BoyI really enjoy confusing myself! Any way, I'm leaving to eat some Cheessy goodness! It's yours for only 3 bi-monthly payments of $3.95 ($3,95,000 on days ending in "y")Don't forget, Dum-B-Gon is practically guaranteed! I'm baaaaa-ack! She's evil. Now, wasn't that a fun list!? Hmmmmtime for #3You can obsessive over ANYTHING, and people will think nothing of it. We just picked random words in the selection and wrote about them. But, whatever. I thought it was sadand normal. I love the little tacos, I love them good! ON TO THE CONPIRACY OF THE DAY! I don't WANT to do the same thing for an entire year. That way, she can pass the test without actually learning anything. Shut yo bubble gum dum dum lookin ass tf up. And they pushed my toes together. I have officialy run out of ways I could have better spent my time. I'm just rambling. My dude red. Shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zoned sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass tf up. Although, as I said, there's no way to prove me wrong OR right. We eventually reached our destination after 16 hours of virtually non-stop driving. UnfortunantlyI must leavebefore the confusion spreads and I do something stupidlike revealing my one weakness before youTHAT'S IT! I should be asleep. You have to admit its sheer coolness. When you eat so much pineapple in a day. But I couldn't have sung it 'cause it would have woken everyone up and they would have called me inconsiderate. You know, the small, white feather. Nowjust stop a second and contemplate that. After all, look how long this text is. It's about the (supposedly) infinite nature of the universe. No? So he probably didn't see the majority of my site. "Purified" water. Then everyone would cut and scrape themselves to be covered in scabs. BRINGING $#$$# KIDS IN A BAR!? I'm backit's been awhile since I've written here. She goes crazy if someone holds it, 'cause it's getting attention and not her. That's it, I'm gonna take drastic measures! It doesn't smell funny, (I asked my brother, since I don't have a sense of smell), it seems perfectly ordinary. I'm getting bored, so I think I'm done for the day. I'm back! Minerals added for a pure, fresh taste." It's more like techno talk about arrays and how much I suck and whether or not the Braves will win this year. Finnaly, is it expected for said sibling's non-gender specific parent to encourage such behavior, citing "I was just like that as a child" as an excuse? With a shake, the future is revealed! Unfortunatly, I once again am devoid of a topic. I was alerted to this growing problem in our world community by (Kat, the ruler of all that is almondy)and it greatly concerns me. Neo is told that he has two choices. Sonow I am down to one and a half readers. Now, correct me if I'm wrongbut Iraq? Then I wait for my mom and dad to stop playing Collapse II so that I can get on. If you're awake to hear it, chances are that you've already noticed the smoke, fire and eminent danger. Okay. OR, maybe it's the writing. If that happens, then no one will read this. So, we packed everthing up. Shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone post malone friend zone sylvester stallone hydrocortisone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass tf up, Scan this QR code to download the app now. TWO MILES? It would make no sense. 1 hour ago GRRR!! I'm so very, very tired. If you have a decent graphing calculator, plug in the infinity symbol divided by anything, (even infinity). *g8ggles* bye. Or whatever. We'd probably go crazier. Today's rant is a panic rant. They started shaking and barked their little heads off. It was one of my friends. Because eventually, I'll be back! Those are the best kind. I'm pretty sure you're not mebut you could be that other guy. Hey, by the way. Sure, certain members of my family do pay WAY to much attention to fasion, but that's just because of the expectations of society. For that matter, how do you know that ANYTHING but you exists! Did you know that there is over two miles of air sitting on you right now? but if I do, only friends and enemies will receive copies. Number One: I could have cured cancer. We got to go to a bar and play pool!!!!! Look how long this has gotten. I realize that this longest text ever must be very boring and not worth anyone's time. Oh, and when my sister had to go to the bathroom very badly during a traffic jam, my mother had the good taste to making hissing/water noises to make my sister's problem worse. And I sugest that we build the rocket so that we can go to the Official Flaming Chickens Lunar Colony so that we can laugh at the stupid earthlings who are blowing up because they didn't listen to us when we tried to warn them about the impending doom! Plus, the kids at the daycare (where I work, obviously) say that I'm "cool to talk to". Uhyou don't have to take the subliminal stuff seriously. Or maybe not. According to someone you problem don't know, this is the second most pointless website ever! In any case, wouldn't the blinkie light help night-vision cameras see in the dark? And so, I'll take a trip down memory lane, to the dark depths of the past, to when I decided to make this page. Just "imagine" I have more!? I'm back. Wheather you're saved or doomed, find out now! One of these people (who shall remain nameless untill such time that I have explicit permission to use her name) turned out to be almost as weird as me. Now I want all you loyal fans*cricket chirps* to go to the link to see what I'm like. And throughly pissed off at my school system in general. Work. Sure, my TEACHER said that was because I was doing the problems wrong, but once I'm the Ruler of the Laws of Nature, I'll change the problems so that I'm right! Oooootime for today's topic. It's stupid. Whereas I'm more into the whole ranting and raving stage right now. That dirty little rat. Bubble butt. Wow. Gotta gothe Russian-Brittish-Iraqi-enslaved-Africans are coming to defeat the Mexicans. But, what would be the fun in that? Explore the latest videos from hashtags: #yourbubblegum . Sonaturally I put her arch-enemy in my pocket and brought it home with me. Right now, while you are sitting in your "chair" and eating your "junk food", millions of almonds are commiting suicide. You're still here. i hate dress shoes. I can clone myself and form and angry mob? "Meg" wrote it for a school assignment. Gee, I hope not! *sigh* My dogs are just weird. You must be pretty bored, too. Out loud. HEEEEY! It's great for making random topics weave together to form an overall infrastructure of chaos. Imagine a number line that points in the positive and negative direction. Fire is my frienduntil it burns me. I feel inspired and happy and other really good emotions and stuff. Neither of us thought to question the other. 9GAG. If there are an infinte number of worlds with human life, than there are an infinte number of worlds that have someone exactly like you, with only a few key differences. Or maybe I'll go make a frozen pizza. What nowhmmmmmshould I share with you more of my paranoid/delusional conspiracy theories? Sometimes I crack myself up. My mom did it to her because it was free. Is fat-free food more delicious than food loaded with fat? Grape Pie. there were lots of fireworks. Squirell? Seeya. It's not fair, ya know? Maybe I'd seen it before, and that's where I got the idea. Although I acted like an idiot. No longer does school teach use reading, riting and 'rithmitic, it now teaches us ranting, raving and rambling! I hate irony. Like a division of mounties made entirely out of monks. I apologize from the depths of my moosey soul. (To this day, however, I will almost literally kill for a box of Cheez-It party mix, as it is a rare commodity at my house.) But my idiotic body has an automatic alarm clock, or something. Before you know it you'll realize that you need Christmas earrings, Halloween earrings, Valentine's Day earrings, St. Patrick's Day earrings, for crying out loud! I gots stuff to do! | 4.13 KB, JSON | Okay. I'm like the little engine that could. I'm back. HOW, I ask you!? Number Seven: I could drive people crazy. I'm leavingnow I'm back! *sniffle* Why must this be? I mean, who'd a thought? I knowyou are as shocked as I am. It's a word. I am here to bring AWARNESS to your moosey soul! You seeknowledge is good. And let me tell you, it's an outrage. and our If you don't like it, start your own longest text ever. the whole time, even during the name-calling, seniors were playing with silly string and beachballs. So crazy it just might work! Woooo! Now, a long time ago, people were sort of smarter. Far away. No. We got there, we ate. You see, if the universe is indeed infinite, that means that literally EVERYTHING is possible, and in fact, is happening somewhere in the universe. For an ENTIRE MONTH I have possesed the arcane knowledge, but I forgot to share it with you, my loyal potentially imaginary reader. We KNEW how terrible it was, but we just didn't bother to change it. I know, unlikely, huh? But I seriously wonder what something written by a senile person would be like. * IT'S NOT FAIR! That teaches our youth that it's okay to agree to help someone, and then ruin their experiment. Meanwhile there is a vast conspiracy at school to keep me ignorant about my pawn roll in the other vast conpiracy by keeping me vastly bored. Its in the mail, I promise! I sincerely appologize if anyone is offended by my view of memorization. It's called Hit-Or-Miss, any topics, plot, etc. And almost never finish. I SEE YOUR GAME! The food trucks could even play music that made you hungry for their food. These people have obviously suffered major brain damage from their prolonged exposure to the sun. Goodbyeoh, and the fresh chicken wings might be to blame. WE have been having very profound thoughts lately. THAT IS ALL. With the exact same words, motions and emotions. I ended up writing things during the time of night when EVERYTHING is hilarious, including the word sheep. Fire is free. You know the one. I mean, I don't think I could afford a monkey, and I'm not exactly on the streets. I'm so happy! (Actually I just question them untill they spontaneously combust, I ask lots of questions) So, in conclusion, ladies and gentleman of the jury(that's you) I could not have possibly tortured "Mr. Owl" to death. It'd be like someone thinking that scabs are atractive, 'case they protect you from disease. Logic Memes. After all, you're a responsible, intelligent person who apparently has a lot of time on your hands. I wonder if I've made the world record? Seeya! Today, I was checking out some weird news. That means I take four classes this semester and four different classes next year. AwwwwwI'm touched! Ooooooooooooo! Hey, I'm once again: back. This page won't get a single hit, unless I bribe peoplenow that has possibilities. Seeya. I WANT to write. I highly recommend you see the movie yourself. Obviously, you know this. This is chaos. And the lady representing them, calls the radio stationon a phone. Ain't it nifty? Anyway, I still don't think that anyone is actually coming here. WaitI really don't even know if anyone bothers to read this. I mean, she traded Asia for a carrot! That makes complete and total sense! I believe that she was just listing countries she knows America has fought against. Now THAT'S just weird. Then, in an inspired move, my brother talked my mother into letting him sit up front. I finnaly get some free time to rant and rave and all my topics just magically melted away. He is pure evil. Josh wants his thought back. I only know that I'm entertaining me, which was my original goal. I've seen it. So, everyone went to the beach and got tans. What? Wow. You haven't been paying attention have you?
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